Windows Vista

A gift that was from the gods Microsoft. Windows Vista was the best OS.

Windows 7: Why can’t I be cool like my older bro Windows Vista? :(

by NUBBYNUB December 15, 2018

Windowed

To be windowed, is when someone see’s you or knows your there, but wont speak to you.

I was on the phone and she put me on hold, and never came back to me, She Windowed me!

by Kenny Twat May 1, 2019

Windhead

A person who does not think as fast as a galehead but does think faster then a breeze head.
This person is between these speeds of thinking.

Amy is a galehead and Jim is a breeze head but Lucy's thinking speed fits right in between! I'd call them a windhead for sure.

by LuLu._. June 28, 2019

Windows 7

A operating system developed by Microsoft. It was the most popular operating system to be used until Windows 10 came around

You are still using Windows 7?

by thatssoboring March 24, 2019

Window whisper

The act of passing gas into another's open window, at night, of course.

If those goddamn hippies don’t stop banging those drums, I’m going to window whisper the shit out of their houses

by A four pound pud September 10, 2019

Windows ME

Windows ME - a ridiculous example of how bad Microsoft operating systems can be. Windows ME (or Windows Mistake Edition if you know what I'm saying) had started development in 1999 while Windows NT 5.0 (known as Windows 2000 in its final release) was being developed for professional use. Windows ME was meant to be for home use and it was basically an upgrade to Windows 98. It was also the last operating system to be ran on top of MS-DOS (which made no sense because even though Windows NT existed, why would Microsoft want to make a 32-bit operating system on top of a 16-bit kernel?). It was also rushed - good job Microsoft. (You didn't only rush this OS so good job!) Due to how rushed it was, it had performance issues and driver support showed vulnerabilities. (Some builds of ME fucking blue screened when shutting down in safe mode - how amazing.) . Programs also ran on a single string of memory, meaning if one program crashed, every other program would crash too.

In 2000:

Person 1: "Hey, why are you using Windows 2000 at your house even though it's for professional use?"
Person 2: "Windows ME just doesn't support hardware that Windows 2000 does and it's shit. When I tried Windows ME at another place it just blue screened like every second.")
Person 1: "Understandable."

by mrfunnylaughs February 17, 2020

Windows Shitsa

See shit.

It's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsa!

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 11, 2020