Wellness Bitch

A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.

Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.

by Joan Breibart February 23, 2024

well bucket

The proccess of having your penis cranked as you drop first the left nut them the right one at a time inro the mouth of a female.

I gave Brain's mom a well bucket

by OJ April 28, 2003

Well shit.

"Well shit" is a casual way to show frustration or disappointment when things go wrong. It's like saying, "Oh no!" or "Damn it!"

Friend: Guys, I just heard that Craig died in a car accident. *surprised murmurs*
Friend 2: Well shit.

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Parker wells

The most amazing, handsome, pure, and kind man I have ever met. will listen to what you have to say and it may take some time for him to get used to you but you just have to listen to him and tell him that he is worth it every day and he will soon love you.

that man was so sweet his name must be parker wells

by beesnpotions June 1, 2020

medicine you digest so well lately

an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2013

Welles

gay soccer player who is a virgin and likes furry porn

I want Welles in my ass
stop eating

by Dilflover January 28, 2020