high school with ashtrays

An institution of higher education with very low admission standards, whose student body consists mainly of people who graduated from high school in the same town.

Student 1: I hear you got into Local Community College.

Student 2: No, it's just high school with ashtrays.

by Indic May 30, 2010

Getin Knighted With Cheese

The process in which just seconds before your male partner cums, slaps his cock head on your left mouth cheek, followed by your right mouth cheek, then spurts his cum on your lips, Knighting you with cheese.

As you bow before his glistening saber you are overcome. Filled with the salty taste of fear and excitement you know that from this day forward, your life will never be the same. On your knees as a commoner, you feel the thump of his weighty girth on your left cheek, then right cheek, followsed by the warm spurt across your lips, before you rise, no longer a commoner, but a knight…with cheese! Arise, Knight with Cheese! Getin Knighted With Cheese is an expression of love.

by Shwank The Hobbit June 24, 2011

i typed this with my nose

You're not special. I've done it too.

You: I typed this with my nose.
Me: I don't care.

by insertpseidonym October 31, 2017

Gone with the wind

When someone/you silently disappear without anybody knowing where.

"Where has she gone?".
"She's gone with the wind"

by Independent-definer May 10, 2018

Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004

go in with me

An offer from one to another -- usually to a tight bud
or homey -- to COMBINE FINANCIAL RESOURCES to buy
a larger quantity of blah blah so as to reap the benefit
of volume pricing; saving much money or re-uppin' bigger.

LEO: "I been broke as a joke, man, after rent and all.
And, gas a-leanin' on me!
STAN: "I feeyabro. Why'on't you GO IN WITH ME on a QP
and sum 40z and we'll forget this shit for tonight.
LEO: "Thrizzle in a coupla hoes ...
and I'm dizzle widat, maNizzle."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Coming in there with a stick

The commonly used parental threat (usually empty threat) of intimidating one's child (or other subordinate) into doing what is asked of them. Very often used on defiant children when they refuse to go to bed or obey their parental figure.

Son: I'm not going to go to bed...I'll stay up as long as I want!

Dad: The hell you are! Get to bed or else I'm coming in there with a stick!

by Eziquio C November 16, 2007