waterboat

where a bloke puts his head in between a woman's breasts and blows raspberries.

"can i give you a waterboat?"
"sure, whats that?"
"i'll show you."
*man puts his head in between breats*
'phhttttt'
*blows raspberries*
etc

by Kilaaa August 12, 2007

water bottle

An exceptionally large penis that can release seminal fluid many feet. 9 inches AT LEAST.

Slut1: How big is your boyfriend
Slut2: Like 10 inches
Slut1: what's that like?
Slut2: A water bottle in your coolie.

by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 27, 2007

waterboring

in analogy to the torture method of waterboarding; it means having to sit through the mind-numbing, nerve killing, boring recounts of some turd you cannot walk away from for diplomatic, social reasons or just out of respect.

John Stewart (The daily show):
So how did John Kerry convince Karzai to change his mind. Oh I know: listening to John Kerry go on and on, tat's like waterboring.

by wordjunky November 2, 2009

Water-wipe

Verb:

When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.

Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).

Person 1 "Hey man, yesterday I took a crap that had one of those infinite f*cking shit stains going on""

Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"

Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."

Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."

by Proe24 February 13, 2010

water knockers

term used the windsheld wipers for a car.

I have to go to autozone and get some water knockers for my slab.

by arbnmedic April 9, 2010

Water-Doo

When a chubby English kid takes a dump in a busy wavy lake and the poo washes ashore.

That fat brit just totally water-dooed over there!

by Drangonestamouse July 31, 2011

water hawk

A restaurant server who lurks near your table and insists on refilling your water glass every minute or so, even though you've only taken a couple of sips. Especially prevalent in Indian restaurants.

"They've got some pretty good curry at Sharma's, but man, the waiters are such water hawks."

by chipsnax November 28, 2011