A Mullens wager

A wager placed usually on sports in which there is absolutely no chance in hell of winning.

When a dozy shite places a bet he has no chance of winning. The result is the same dozy shite placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase "Mulligan" over the years, originating as "Mullen-again!!" and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pronounce "mulligan"

It is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of Ireland named Mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf

Dozy Shite: "Hey Tim do you want to go double or quits on tonites game?"

Tim: "Sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money."

Travis: "You never win Dozy Shite!!! why are you betting him again? Thats such a mullens wager!!!"

Dozy Shite: "I'LL BOX YER EARS OFF WITH ONE MORE WORD TRAV!!!"

All but the Dozy Shite: Diabolicly laughing MWAHAHAHA!!!!

by Dozy Shite May 17, 2011

mexican fighting water

another word for tequila

Hey man have a shot of tequila. Nah I dont want any cheap mexican fighting water.

by ayebeseedy July 1, 2011

Dick in the Water

Someone that is very "Mainstream" or a "Hipster".

Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water

by Kadicta November 22, 2011

The Taste of water

Pussy taste like water, So water taste like pussy.

Eat good cat kids 🐱

"Your pussys so clean, It's like the taste of water. Mmm"

by lilbitbanga December 8, 2016

Get a drink of water

Originating in Leflore County in Eastern Oklahoma. A phrase used to instruct someone that is just standing around watching "you" do work, or describing a useless person who watches while you work clearing knowing they should be helping.

Ty: Don't worry about rolling up these leads hand, just sit down and "get a drink of water".

Hey Ty, you need a help loading that pipe? Nah I got Hogan, just sit down and "get a drink of water"

by soured out July 21, 2017

african shit water

When you pull a grav so milky the smoke inside looks like it's filled with African shit water.

Yo you trying to pull some African shit water before the concert tonight

by Milkman8 December 19, 2017

falling sky water

Rain.

Dude, the falling sky water is going to totally screw the barbecue we’re having on Saturday.

by Ern Lantry May 9, 2018