Twat Bandit

Man who easily seduces women

Mark is a real twat bandit, he's got a new woman in the sack evry weekend and they know it.

by Jason ! August 17, 2007

twat ape

an unshaven vagina with flabby lips and smells like a buttsickle or a monkey butt.

unkempt orfice usually clogged by a massive amount of long, curly hair.

Get that twat ape out of my face.

Nykia, stop being a twat ape.

I coudn't find the glory hole on that twat ape.

Mike got his hands stuck in a Nykia's twat ape.

by licker-hater January 14, 2011

Twat cloud

The heavy scent (cloud) one gets a whiff of when he/she enters a restroom stall after a woman that had a dirty special part exits.

That was an awful twat cloud.

(verb) I was working yesterday and got clouded when I went into the bathroom.
Man, there is some clouding going on in the bathroom today!

Abbreviation: TC or TC'd (verb)

by Snukaaaa August 9, 2018

Egotistical Twat

Someone who has an ego when they have nothing to back the ego up with and start being a twat about it.

ThatMadGK is a fucking egotistical twat. And cries when he gets told someone’s better than him.

by IXISZ May 30, 2018

twat macho

(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.

Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Twat garbage

A derogatory term referring to an item that has become soiled by cleaning a dirty vagina.

That guy that cut me off is a real piece of twat garbage.

by Vajayna13 September 4, 2018

twat swatter

Comedian Dane Cook's definition of someone keeping a woman from getting laid,
The female version of a cock blocker.

I could have had the guy if that twat swatter hadn't been in such a rush to leave.

by jnehvy September 2, 2009