goose toot

Goose Toot: A small increment of time, usually used to describe the time inbetween two actions.

"I'll be there in a goose toot!"

by The Honorable Judge Poopkis December 2, 2005

Toothpickanick

A picnic comprised of foods you can eat using toothpicks. e.g Olives, Cheese cubes, cabanossi, etc etc

Torrance and I had a delightful Toothpickanick yesterday.

by KirstenZ February 6, 2008

toothpaste taste

the horrible taste of eating food after just/recently brushing your teeth.

me: *takes a bite out of an orange* *gags* ugh, i got the toothpaste taste!

by ilikeyoface January 10, 2014

Toothbrush Jamming

When a person's brushing their teeth and gets bored so he tries to make music out of the beats and rhythm of the brush noises .

Mom : Eldridge did you brush your teeth ?
Eldridge : Yeah Mom couldn't you hear me toothbrush jamming ?

by SiddyBoo October 10, 2015

Toothpaste Cunt

This is what you call someone:
1: When their mouth looks like a vagina.
2: When their vagina is minty fresh.
3: When their vagina is infected and releases a toothpaste like discharge.
4: When their vagina has teeth.

It is mostly used by insane women who hang out around 7/11s and scream at icecream as it sits in the freezer.

Melissa is a toothpaste cunt!

by MegaTimX April 10, 2017

Toothpaste Technique

When a male masturbates over-handed apposed to commonly Under-handed Technique.

I tried the Toothpaste Technique last night, and it felt very unique.

by ToothPaste Technique August 28, 2017

toothpaste in my hair

the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste

Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.

by Toight-like-a-tygah October 6, 2019