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person1: hey, whats school?
person2: hell.
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by Wckd D October 24, 2018
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Me:Its bad for your brain it is mentally retarded but helps you decide how to kill your self because of all that math

Teacher: School is for you to learn and to be educated for life to know what to do when you grow up.
"School is hell to me." I said
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A place where you go to learn yet instead you either try to work or muck up to get at the top off the social chain.
A shit hole, waste of time, terrible place.
Mum, can I stay home from (School) today. I dont feel like getting my (ass) kicked.
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some shit people made up so that kids don't turn out stupid as fuck. or maybe is because child abuse is illegal and this s the only way people can get away with seeing kids suffer for seven hours a day for 5 days a week.
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School is a prison-like place where depressed adults talk into your ear about a certain subject expecting you to know the exact details of everything. From class the the cafeteria, another hell hole where they feed you pig waste with spaghetti hoops. Then you have the pushy a-holes who toss ypu manically around the dam hallways because you enjoy something that isn't chav.

"Chav is an old word." Says everybody

Shut up.

Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.

Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
Douche: Sir, please may I have a hall pass?

Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?

Douche: I need to take a whiz.

Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.

Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.

Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.
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