Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 31, 2020

Dave

To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.

“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!”

“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”

by Dodgy Dave (wants sex) September 11, 2021

Dave

Someone who walks into the middle of the meeting and asks "what'd I miss?"

Hang on everybody, Dave is here.

by luderitz June 09, 2021

Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

by candycloud May 20, 2017

Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

by lengerzbro June 12, 2022

Dave

Not real/A delusion

"Hey Ron hows your cat, Dave?"
"Dave isn't real Sadie"

by Lateachehead November 08, 2023

Dave

Everyone wants to know Dave. Dave is an adventurer who walks the world. Dave has the biggest heart; bigger than a hippo. People want to be Dave's friend so bad that they created a week to celebrate. #DaveWeek

Dave is family.

Hey man. You got to go to #daveweek? I saw you on the Megatron at the Jazz game!

I'll be Saving with my buds at the bowling alley! See you there!

by hjones3001 December 23, 2021