Space cadet

When your zoned out either high or eating weed. Usually during basketball practice.

Hank looked just like a space cadet during practice today.

by Whsbnd December 18, 2009

outer space

adj; no longer popular; out of style; lame

Bell bottoms are out. They're outer than out. They're outer space.

by Kyle R 212-->954 January 6, 2008

space dicking

Dicking in space. Similar to space head, except that the sex in question is not oral.

I am an expert at space dicking.

by Spacedick July 25, 2010

double space

The eagerly awaited time immediately following a girl's period.

I'm so glad Samantha's finally on her double space - I was tired of getting blood all over the condom.

by David Stern XBL July 21, 2008

my space

A website made for sex-craved teenagers who have nothing more to do than cyber-fuck someone they think is 18, but is actually 35, and lives in his mother's basement.

Myspace was made by Satan himself, and is run by Hitler and his Nazi army.
Oh yes, Hitler's still alive. Just to keep this whore-riffic site going.

Teenagers eagerly check their Myspace accounts every five minutes, hoping for a new comment, and instead find nothing.
Often, when they do find a comment, they will bitch about it, sobbing as they think "omg how kuld dey sey dat bout me?1/!?!1//", then go to slit their wrists like the little emo children they are.

Point: Myspace = Death. Don't do it kids.

Kid 1: Oh, let me check my My space.
Kid 2: Okay.

Kid 1: *reads comments* ... Razor, please.
Kid 2: Always keep it next to my computer. *hands it to him

Kid 1: Blood orgy?
Kid 2: Yes please.

by Shmooks July 16, 2008

Safe space

A place where people can be safe from all the dickheads and morans who don't even know where the word comes from and who have literally never been systematically oppressed in their entire lives. The first safe spaces were gay bars in the 60s when people beat the shit out of gays and it was in fact illegal to be gay. Nowadays the word is used to describe a place where no-one harasses, persecutes or shames others. It is a place where one doesn't have to listen to the bullshit of people who lack empathy, social skills and brains because they are so fucking privileged. But for some assholes this is too much.

Excuse me, this is supposed to be a safe space so would you please take your hand off my breast and get the fuck out of here.

by Reasoning with idiots August 8, 2018

Space Dock

When two males somehow join together at the penis..
not reccomended by doctors

Joe and Jay space docked.

by D0m February 14, 2006