Someone who unintentionally and without control, sporadically finds and eats "air biscuits" after getting high on meth. Often this level of intense and irreversible over-amperage if the result of extended and acute methamphetamine usage. It's often identical in appearance to the physical gestures a zombie would act out whilst roaming for human flesh. Distinguishable by a singular, sudden,rapid and twisting motion of the head to either side. During which the zombie quickly opens and closes the jaw as if to bite a yummies treat that is being dangled just above and out of reach. Repeated at random and frequent intervals.
"Damn that dude's ate up.. I'm surprised that Speed Eater ain't broke his neck yet doin' moves like that!"
by JahRoo May 22, 2023
Get the speed eatermug. Somone who considers eating a kangaroo's ring piece (or cock)more acceptable than eating its tongue.
Did you hear Steve say that he wouldnt mind eating a Kangaroos arse? - or even its cock? Yeah hes a real Roo's Rear Eater is that mister Fletcher!!!
Normal people wouldnt do either.
Normal people wouldnt do either.
by UK Greg November 24, 2006
Get the Roo's Rear Eatermug. by just another crayon muncher July 10, 2023
Get the Crayon Eatermug. A person from islandmagee, Northern Ireland who eats beans because all the catholics were killed and can’t cook for them.
by Nigger-muncher44 November 28, 2020
Get the Bean-eatersmug. by Awwww ya May 26, 2018
Get the Algae eatermug. by thealphavegan March 2, 2021
Get the kiwi eatermug. A person who indiscriminately adopts the latest diets and eating trends without a health condition requiring or recommending them.
OMG, Becky is such a fad eater. Last week she started Crossfit and went totally Paleo. This week she decided to start on the Whole 30.
by Cricket McJunkins June 4, 2018
Get the fad eatermug.