spanish door knob

When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.

I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about

by The dickless magician August 30, 2016

Door county mist

When you take a laxative and get pegged in the ass and see how long you can hold it before you blow

I gave my boyfriend the door county mist and he made a shitty mess

by Mist master June 11, 2023

penis stuck in a door

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.

Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*

by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022

British door nail

When two people have intercourse against a British door.

As we left the pub, we caught Emily catching a British door nail.

by kate gangsta! May 20, 2010

next door radio

people who live next door to you in a block of flats and watch TV so loud that you can hear every single word very well as if it is your own radio playing in your apartment

Jack: You turned your radio on?
Hugh: No, it is my next door radio.
Jack: What?
Hugh: My next door radio. My neighbours who watch TV so loud that I can hear it through the wall and undestand each word very well.

by KurtSteinerPL January 17, 2012

throw a brick at the door

When someone, some thing, or some place offends you enough or is so poor by comparison to another such person, thing or place that the most logical reciprocation, sometimes ironically, is to smash the door with a blunt, heavy, nearby projectile such as a mason's brick, creating an inconvenience (and, if the door was glass, a safety hazard) such that the interested parties are coerced into correcting said problem.

My Aunt's eggs and grits are so good that it makes you want to drive by IHOP and throw a brick at the door.

by SleeplessInSeattle October 22, 2013

Back-door bust

When she looks GREAT from behind, but then when she turns around...

Related to a butter face.

Hair flowing, butt glowing, legs going on 'til sunrise, and a figure that'd blind even the Gods...then she turned around

THAT is a back-door bust.

by ;lsdkfj;lsck February 24, 2012