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Cards Against Humanity

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths
We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?
by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019
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sugar daddy card

A credit card account provided from one intimate partner (co-signer), to another intimate partner (sugar baby), who becomes an authorized user of the card. The co-signer (sugar daddy) in this relationship is fully responsible for payments and obligations of the account.

This can be arranged to facilitate specific hobbies (possibly intimate, e.g. lingerie, swimwear, or sexual fetishes), or just be open to the discretion of the authorized user.

This is a potentially risky arrangement for the sugar daddy, and should only be considered for the most trustworthy lovers, who can be trusted to not abuse the privilege.
Lyndee, I hope this doesn’t sound too crazy, but I got us a sugar daddy card. I’d like you to use it to make sure you have ample amounts of sexy underware.
by braddlecat June 17, 2018
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V-Card Giftcard

When someone loses their virginity on their birthday
Billy: What'd you get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Tim: I gave her a v-card giftcard
by Akeyyo July 17, 2018
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Uno Reverse Card

It outpowers "no u". The ultimate thing that everybody fears.
Person 1: Die.
Person 2:no u *pulls out uno reverse card*
Person 1: OOF
by _ScratchOn_ March 19, 2021
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Re V-Card

When youre single for so long that your revirganized out of principle.
Michael hasnt had the touch of a woman in so long that he is officially revirginized and his re v-card can be taken once again.
by TuckFrump2021 July 19, 2021
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Uno Reverse Card

Top 10 weapons too dangerous that they're illegal in all countries
"Sir you got shot by a criminal"
*shows uno reverse card*
"Yeah, I shot that guy so hard- WHAT THE"
by notarealperson111 January 15, 2021
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Pink Flash Card

Ref. 'Bitch Please'

Also stated as "PFC"
"When my mom told me she wouldn't let me go to the party last night, I was like 'Pink Flash Card'"
by Titty Mc'Fag-Nuggets October 16, 2009
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