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Cuff yo chick

A pharse used to attract the attention of the man whose girlfriend or "chick" is acting unruly during any social situation in order to control her.
Yo slim, cuff yo chick before she gets knocked out by that white girl over there.
by biggestD7 January 5, 2011
mugGet the Cuff yo chickmug.

chicks before dicks

a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.
Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!

Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.

Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!

(ps Beth is fucking Todd)
by Genghis901 December 20, 2012
mugGet the chicks before dicksmug.

Fat Chick Friday

A weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.

Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.

Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.

Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
by HungryEyesforFatChicks July 6, 2011
mugGet the Fat Chick Fridaymug.

Chick N Hun

The most Fabulous combo of women on this planet!! Its not our fault we were born this way.. It was just by the grace of Mr.Marshall that we came together and now rule the roost!!
The Chick N Hun are SO fabulous that they piss glitter!!
by LVzy October 8, 2011
mugGet the Chick N Hunmug.

Chick-fil-ar

Yo neccesito Chick-fil-ar todos los dias.

I need to consume Chick-fil-a every day.
by Freshyz August 23, 2019
mugGet the Chick-fil-armug.

chick flick syndrome

It’s essentially like someone with the main character syndrome, only this time it’s on another level. Someone with chick flick syndrome will act as if they were the main character of a chick flick. They want the extra in life, kissing in the rain, drama with lots of bitch slaps etc.
- bro I met this person and they’re so full of themselves, like they are soooo extra

- maybe they have the chick flick syndrome??
by Toesus November 14, 2020
mugGet the chick flick syndromemug.

Chick Dick Flick

A Chick Dick Flick is a chick flick purposely made to turn girls on so their boyfriends can get boned. Chick Dick Flicks are usually made by men.
Hey babe wanna watch a Chick Dick Flick?
by Da real beotch November 13, 2018
mugGet the Chick Dick Flickmug.

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