can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? 

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.

I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? by redwings... December 12, 2008

Horn Taco 

The female version of horn dog, a female who is obssesed with having sex.

That girl Cassandra is such a horn taco, she always says the most dirty things.

Horn Taco by msdictionary23 October 4, 2008

taco whore 

a whore that has sex in exchange for chalupas

Molly says ..."i'm a taco whore ..i'll have sex with you for that chalupa"

taco whore by -Leigh- September 19, 2005

two finger taco tango 

Highly Erotic High Speed Female masturbation while her B/F watches and strokes the Bishop in anticipation of a wet ride.

Guy: Hey C, why dont cha play the two finger taco tango for me while I let your sister lick my hairy starfish.

Girl: Sure E

two finger taco tango by Pappagato March 2, 2007

tacometer (Tm) 

A measurement generally used to measure tacos. It is equivalent to the width of an average taco, about 0.75 inches.

Hey man, I'm 100 tacometers tall!

tacometer (Tm) by zachmalmsteen August 24, 2005

Tennessee Taco Swap 

When two female cousins are doing a 69 on each other.

I heard that Tina and Jenny pulled a Tennessee Taco Swap last night when they were drunk.

Tennessee Taco Swap by Cummins July 14, 2006

Street Taco 

-noun

1. Hooker

2. Prostitute

3. A taco found on a street corner

Damn, you're uglier than a $3 street taco

Street Taco by TacoVendor May 24, 2011