All aphorisms are true

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Hym "I made up this bullshit aphorism for faggy little YouTube channel and I'm HOPING people will accept that as truth and love in delusion for the rest of their lives while I fill up my pockets with unearned money... Because all aphorisms are true! DERRRRRRRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRRR! *deep inhale* DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

by Hym Iam January 12, 2025

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true religions

Male testicles

My true religions soaked in sweat

by tootmen May 19, 2025

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the true sexy

When smth in a game is so good or overpowerd that it gives you an orgasm

Person 1: OMG BRO LOOK AT THAT OP WEAPON!
Person 2: YOOOOOO THAT WEAPON IS SO LIT BRO WE HAVE TO PLAY IT!
Person 1: I KNOW ITS THE TRUE SEXY!
Person 2: I SWEAR TO GOD MAN!

by ThisWasDictionary December 27, 2023

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True Anal

True Anal is a genre or sub genre of porn online and the acts involve anal to oral sex, the man has anal sex, and the woman sucks for penis and repeat. In some cases a man has anal sex with a woman and puts it in a mouth of another woman, sometimes it can be anal and oral sex with any amount of men and women

Pervert: True Anal is special
Watches a video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 1 sucks penis
Watches new video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 2 sucks penis

by GrayStation25 August 12, 2023

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true friend

someone who can understand your typing even with almost every word spelt wrong.

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS AO DUNNT”
b - “lol i know that’s so funny”

a - wow you’re a true friend for knowing what i just said

b - yes i’ve gotten used to your typing

by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020

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