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Salt Bush

A bush that resides on a majestic ocean edge. The salt from the ocean sprays onto the said bush.
by Miramount March 11, 2012
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Salts

Salts stands for “Smiled a little then stopped” if you wanna put lol through text, but you really didn't laugh out loud, and only smiled for a second, its perfect
Jerry: Hey look at this funny meme
*Jerry set a photo*
Luis: Haha salts
by SatansMassiveBalls January 19, 2023
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sea salt

(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.

2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.

3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.

4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017
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Salted up

Getting a base level drunk the night before a big drinking night to increase your tolerance
Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved
by LumberJones April 12, 2022
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salts

smiled a little then stopped

salts is like lmao or lol
Person A „*said something funny but not that funny*“
Person B „salts“
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Salt Sister

A couple or group of ellite divers who dive in a remote location of Chuuk.
Check out this salt sister dropping to 200!
by CaptnSparrow April 14, 2023
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No It's Salt

Based on the Jimmy Neutron "Sodium Chloride" Meme this statement is used to express that the poster has scientifically explained something in an unnecessary, obvious, or otherwise annoying fashion. Similar to Um, Actually except it specifically refers to scientific statements.
ME: I don't like the SMAA 2x setting, it makes the game look blurry

Rando: UM ACTUALLY, It’s a technique used to smooth otherwise jagged lines or textures by blending the color of an edge with the color of pixels around it. The result should be a more pleasing and realistic appearance, depending on the intensity of the effect. The SMAA 2x adds blur to lines that's what it does. Overall in any game certain antialiasing will make things look more blurry

ME: No it's Salt
by dxgg June 10, 2020
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