Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019

braiding the mouse

Oral sex euphemism for someone with long pubic hair

After I was done braiding the mouse I had the short and curlies in my denties for hours

by GristleMittens March 5, 2025

Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Mouse

An adorable animal that wants to be friends with you! They may seem disguisting at first but once you get to know one it will be your best friend! There are endless activities to do with one! There are many thing you can do to dress it up too!

boy: Is that a mouse? girl: yeah! The most amazing, cute, and sweet rodents!

by Dumple Science fig January 12, 2022

mouse

a thing used for gaming

i bought a 129 dollar gaming mouse

by bozo420 February 21, 2022

Mouse

A tiny little fiend who cannot get enough of cheese

That mouse is a fiend

by WankMeOff6969 May 30, 2021