Powerpoint Sing-a-Long

Any powerpoint presentation in which the presenter reads from the slide verbatim without any side comments, observations or examples. Use of monotone voice usually goes with this.

I could hardly stay awake during that last presentation. What a powerpoint Sing-a-Long! On the plus side, he did a killer Ben Stein impersonation!

by Scribezilla April 30, 2013

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Bop Sing

A cute young Asian girl with an incredible singing voice.

Also Bop Sing Yum-Yum: A fine ass Asian girl with a great singing voice!

Yo! You hear that Bop Sing Yum yum at the karaoke restaurant last night?
She was bangin’

by JayBeeYVR October 4, 2018

Yuan Sing

A duck.

Quack quack.

Stop doing a Yuan Sing face. It’s pretty irritating.

by LittleScumKid January 23, 2019

Foyo Shing

Name for a god like person. Can refer to anyone who is at god tier

Man that dude a foyo shing! He the best at everything!

by Real G 123 October 25, 2020

yell’sing

Is when your a xxl sweaty meat eater wearing a green pocket tshirt swarmed with gnats driving your junky van eating tons of chickfila singing louder than any human should thinking your neil young mixed with cindy lauper but all your doing is yell’singing

#yell’sing

Wow did you see that jerk yell’sing while trying to get dirt out his eye

by no roads March 22, 2021