Soft Memes

Memes that exhibit a certain undeniable softness. Often enjoyed over free-wheeling coffee chats.
My name is Shannon and I enjoy Soft Memes!
by JimmyTheJunk February 10, 2021
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Soft Tooth

A person with teeth made out of mini marshmallows
This man can not drink hot chocolate lest he loose all his teeth. He is a Soft Tooth
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.
Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???
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Eating soft rice

Eating soft rice (软饭吃者) has a chinese origin surrounding it. It is usually refers to men who smooches off of their girlfriend and live off of them. Soft rice eaters doesn't want to find a job but rely on their S/O to feed and take care of them.
Eg. "Emily's boyfriend is a soft rice eater!"

" You should stop eating soft rice and find a decent job!"
by Danes November 28, 2023
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soft as charmin

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.
by soft as charmin May 02, 2022
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Soft Single

Soft Single is a noun describing the point in time when one is beginning to date multiple people casually, but is not in a committed relationship. This is as opposed to Hard Single, where one has no chance of a mate in the near future.
Rebecca Morin has a coffee date #softsingle. or Becca is so soft single it's not even funny.
by Anna Jeff February 04, 2014
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soft-on

a "soft-on" is when the male penis fills with blood but not enough that would make the penis begin to get erect. The penis swells - but there's no visible elevation yet.
I was thinking about this babe at school and the teacher called me to the chalkboard. Luckily i only had a soft-on so I could stand up and walk to the board without being embarrassed.
by belairjeff December 10, 2022
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