A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.
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Get the shoot the rooster mug.A word replacing “shit” when in a moment of panic. Also can be used for the words “oh no/fuck” in a more calm sense but still in your mind you are going ballistic. Often times you would put the word “oh” in front of it to make “oh shoot”. The word “well” also works. When using “oh shoot” often times it is more effective when snapping your fingers while moving ur arm across your body. Make sure to maintain a 80-90 degree angle with your elbow while doing this. When you say shoot is exactly when you snap. If the timing is off then you are using it wrong. Do not be afraid to use more than 2 o’s. For example “shooooot”.
Teacher: “please get out your homework from last night”
Student: “Well shoot teacher I must’ve forgot it”
When someone is saying multiple things you can say shoot over and over again:
Friend: “your fat”
You: “shoot”
Friend: “your also ugly”
You: “shoot”
Friend: “ not to mention your Jewish”
You: “shooot”
Friend: “ wait there one more thing”
You: “shooooooooot”
Friend: “you are a homosexual”
You: “shoot
Student: “Well shoot teacher I must’ve forgot it”
When someone is saying multiple things you can say shoot over and over again:
Friend: “your fat”
You: “shoot”
Friend: “your also ugly”
You: “shoot”
Friend: “ not to mention your Jewish”
You: “shooot”
Friend: “ wait there one more thing”
You: “shooooooooot”
Friend: “you are a homosexual”
You: “shoot
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fat aunt karen:good no one loves you anyway you piece of shit you are a disappointment to the family you anorexic bitch
fat aunt karen:good no one loves you anyway you piece of shit you are a disappointment to the family you anorexic bitch
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What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
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