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cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
by tinypelican January 13, 2025
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day shift stripper

A very average stripper working the day shift in some shit hole strip club.
Barbie hit hard times in her later years, only gig she could get was as a day shift stripper.
by Mariofingerbang June 6, 2025
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Parking Lot Skipping

A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route
My professor engaged in parking lot skipping to get to work when there was too much traffic
by thenoladriver September 26, 2025
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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Dr. Skipper

A Safeway bootleg bargain-basement knock-off generic drink that appears to be a xeroxed watered-down Dr. Pepper... but it really actually tastes more like a slightly watery Mr. Pibb---which also tastes like a Dr. Pepper rip-off.

Eh... it has it's charm.
I can't afford a can of Dr. Pepper. How about a two-liter jug of Dr. Skipper?
Dr. Skipper?!? He's a quack!!!
by ALL THAT DAMN DUDE TALK October 24, 2018
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