The act of jerking off in a public location through your pocket like that of a San Diego Chargers security guard on 12/18/16 at the Chargers vs Raiders game.
Mike: Those cheerleaders look so hot in their Christmas uniforms.
Braden: What're you gonna do about it, you're in public?
Mike: Here, I'll just give myself a quick San Diego security.
Braden: What're you gonna do about it, you're in public?
Mike: Here, I'll just give myself a quick San Diego security.
by OG Ging December 23, 2016
Get the san diego securitymug. Ariana San Andres is a psychotic, insane, monkey, racist, stick and rat.
She will call you a curry muncher if your a Indian, if your Korean she will call you a kimchi muncher and etc..
Her height is 3'2, very short yes, she is a middle aged woman who lived alone in a dark cave in the mountains where she sings "Nonit the obese donkey"
She will call you a curry muncher if your a Indian, if your Korean she will call you a kimchi muncher and etc..
Her height is 3'2, very short yes, she is a middle aged woman who lived alone in a dark cave in the mountains where she sings "Nonit the obese donkey"
Ariana San Andres: 'NONIT THE OBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSE DONKEY'
Lynn: Ari ur my best buddy
Ariana: GONNA KILL MYSLEF TOMORROW
Lynn: AND MUNCH ON SOME KIMCHIIISSS
Lynn: Ari ur my best buddy
Ariana: GONNA KILL MYSLEF TOMORROW
Lynn: AND MUNCH ON SOME KIMCHIIISSS
by SHIBALLLS October 16, 2023
Get the Ariana San Andresmug. The sexual act of being penetrated in the ass by your partner's dildo while they are simultaneously giving you a handjob. Resembling the cocking of a shotgun.
by Krusty Krabs June 18, 2012
Get the San Fran Shotgunmug. Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.
by bramchari June 4, 2017
Get the san quentin massagemug. The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus
by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020
Get the San Francisco shufflemug. The act of slapping your cock on your significant others ass whilst placing ones thumb in her anal cavity. To add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.
"Me and Veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so I gave that bitch a San Antonio spatula"
"Nice man"
"Nice man"
by Kroger Gas October 7, 2016
Get the San Antonio Spatulamug. A primitive human from the pre-agricultural era brought to modern times. Commonly fascinated with rocks and Spongebob Squarepants facts.
"Oh fuck Domenic San Filippo has caved my friend's skull in with a stone!"
"Damn. Anyways do you guys remember that SpongeBob episode where...(Insert any SpongeBob episode premise)"
"Damn. Anyways do you guys remember that SpongeBob episode where...(Insert any SpongeBob episode premise)"
by Walkingmannnnn January 25, 2022
Get the Domenic San Filippomug.