The Smiling Uardo (noun): Thomas x Samkie
A creepy little chicken-wing-obsessed fuckstick who sits alone like a greasy goblin in the cafeteria, grinning like he just nutted in someone’s milk. This bony four-eyed bitch reeks of Walmart buffalo sauce and social anxiety. Doesn’t talk. Doesn’t blink. Just stares, chews, and looks like he’s plotting to fuck your entire existence sideways. You sit near him, you’re cursed. Period. Dirty fingers. Empty soul. Fuckin’ menace.
A creepy little chicken-wing-obsessed fuckstick who sits alone like a greasy goblin in the cafeteria, grinning like he just nutted in someone’s milk. This bony four-eyed bitch reeks of Walmart buffalo sauce and social anxiety. Doesn’t talk. Doesn’t blink. Just stares, chews, and looks like he’s plotting to fuck your entire existence sideways. You sit near him, you’re cursed. Period. Dirty fingers. Empty soul. Fuckin’ menace.
“Yo Zack, Thomas, and Samkie — The Smiling Uardo was sittin’ there, fingers covered in sticky-ass chicken grease and some nasty-ass cum-looking shit. That disgusting fucker’s like a goddamn walking swamp of wing sauce and nasty goo. Just being near The Smiling Uardo makes me wanna puke my guts out.”
by TheJizzNegusLegend July 2, 2025
Get the The Smiling Uardomug. Smile..chrs has 1700 followers but not all the people know her but she is so cute!
And she getting so happy if she has 70 likes. so if you do that she is so happy!
And she getting so happy if she has 70 likes. so if you do that she is so happy!
Smile..chrs
by Livvvn October 27, 2021
Get the Smile..chrsmug. A collection of fierce talented skilled dental professionals who happen to be all women trying to change the game in dentistry in Trinidad and Tobago
A blow your mind dental experience hailing all the way from Trinidad and Tobago .
A blow your mind dental experience hailing all the way from Trinidad and Tobago .
by Atoothdoc November 23, 2021
Get the Smile Inn Dentalmug. The quick smile a woman has when she randomly recalls the size of her ex boyfriends extraordinary huge penis.
Mel: "I once went out with a guy who was hung like a horse."
Mark: "Wipe that hung smile of your face girl, you left him years ago"
Mark: "Wipe that hung smile of your face girl, you left him years ago"
by tastefully smutty November 30, 2011
Get the hung smilemug. by CrucifiedSquirrel January 24, 2024
Get the smile juicemug. by 4love August 20, 2024
Get the smiling upon approachmug. Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".
by champ of all August 19, 2015
Get the smiling like a horsemug.