sam 070

a genius kid who has said such things as "have a phone from china and when i type tianamon it come up with amazon!!" "pulp, if god whispers in my ear go fuck some femboy bussy and gave me permission would that be gay?" ""I don't have wrinkles, my brain's young" "I will commit treason just to kill TommyInnit" "also bitish fascists" "its not on my search history, but hentai is" "Clickity more like dripity" "I like my women how i like my compasscraft, Dead ""fortnite needs sex. I am an 11 year old boy who often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. fortnite sex could help me have real sex please epic games give me sex I am very lonely please epic games what must I do to see Ariel assault trooper have their black round cheeks clapped by agent peely like damn give me upvotes and awards so fortnite sex is made real." "Child porn is illegal but people still do drugs" "its not child porn if its illegal" "It's better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum" "Rasputin was packin i saw that pic of his pp" "Ive been to Iceland with my mum" "I want to cum in your asshole but that wont let me" "I'm fucking tronk's sister" "respectfully, i will fuck your ass" "Bling you remind me of my cousin, he has severe autism" "ahahahah thats brown the colour of poo" "I know

you are a genius sam 070

by not a discord admin March 1, 2021

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Sam

The most incredible best friend, boyfriend and individual in the world. He is one person that will change your life forever as he walks into it and he is always willing to always put you first no matter what. You can always trust Sam, he will never let you down.
Sam is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy, safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.

It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Sam is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humor, Sam can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Sam will never understand how much you love him.

He is the reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Sam is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Sam, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.

Person 1: OMG that guy is so perfect!!
Person 2: it must be a Sam

Person 1: I’ve gotta get myself a Sam.

Person 2: don’t we all?

by I Will Find Your Love Mwa... March 12, 2021

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Throw Sam Across The Room Day

that’s it. just throw them.

sam: i’m screwed
person: why?
sam: it’s throw sam across the room day

by ooooglybooogly January 19, 2021

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sam and anja

Sam and anja are the cutest couple to ever live. Sam is usually medium height while Anja is adorably short. They play fight and love eachother as much as possible. Anja is usually loved by many while Sam is loved by a few. Sam is normal-looking while Anja is stunning. Anja steals Sam's hoodie and looks adorable when wearing them. They usually sleep over and both are very good in bed. Cutest couple ever.

"Sam and Anja were kissing yesterday."

by itsxmestrawberry February 10, 2021

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