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grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
mugGet the grand richardmug.

Richard

Probably the most handsome boyfriend to ever fall in love with yet underneath it all is the most fake lover you would ever have. Uses his good looks to smug the finest chicks and then neglects them
Richard will first meet his Princess and then let her go.
by Happy Christian July 21, 2021
mugGet the Richardmug.

Richard you coming?

When you an a group of people are doing something you shouldn't be and you hear or see someone you say the phrase above And everyone acts normal
*you and your friends are vaping in the school bathroom and someone walks in*

Friend 1: who is it?

Friend 2: i don't know lemme see

Friend 2: shit Yo Richard you coming?

Friend 1: *pretends he's taking a piss* yea one second.
by Havjdihw December 8, 2017
mugGet the Richard you coming?mug.

damien richard o’brien

speaks badly about others
their negative

lacks compassion
constantly has drama going on
lie to you
talk more than you listen
play the victim

lose their temper
they have to be right
treat others poorly
are self-obsessed
insist on controlling you
damien richard o’brien- one who constantly lies to you
by damienobrien22 June 18, 2019
mugGet the damien richard o’brienmug.

Richard

goofy accord to Vam by Eric Reprid
“That boy a fucking goofy, he a Richard
by Juicee Vontee April 6, 2022
mugGet the Richardmug.

Richard of Arabia

An apparently bro-British multi millionaire politician who fearmongers about Islam taking over the UK, but now resides in Dubai.
It's Richard of Arabia, apparently he doesn't love the UK enough to live there and is happy to live under Shakira Law in Dubai whilst spreading hate about non British people
by Reformltd February 16, 2025
mugGet the Richard of Arabiamug.

Richarding

The art of getting a vasectomy for no valid reason other than to talk about it to girls and excited about it.
'See him over there? He's been speaking to Jodie for half an hour whilst rubbing himself up against the Counter. Im sure he's in richarding mode.
by Duddypants June 23, 2023
mugGet the Richardingmug.

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