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Retard Dance 

When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.
shoes squeaking on floor and loud taps
Oh its just Andrew doing the retard dance
Retard Dance by toetapper August 14, 2021

Retard respect day 

November 1st is the day you respect your very tall retarded friends and give? 'em support and confidence
Respect me short mortal for it is retard respect day
Retard respect day by F- it October 28, 2021

Retard balls 

Where someone is retarded enough to do something that also takes balls to do.
Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls
Retard balls by Ttess1 December 23, 2021

retard andrew

your friend named andrew, that likes men and has autism. he plays fortnite and is addicted to macie. cums to minecraft rule 34 while eating pizza rolls on a pop tart
retard andrew by andrewbie March 18, 2022

retard strength 

retard strength by gevgs May 14, 2022

Retard Pancake 

When 12 or more men diagnosed with Down Syndrome work out in the sun, and or a hot room untill extremely sweaty. Then proceed to perform oral and anal sexual acts on one another. While a group of scientists observe and take notes.
- Hey Tommy, did you see that epic retard pancake in the walgreens parking lot last night? It looked so good i almost joined.

- It smells like a retard pancake in that bathroom!

- 5 days of the week I go down the special education hallway and catch them retard pancaking and it smells like a dead body in a restroom where someone shit in a toilet for a decade without flushing.