Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021

pre nude

when you send a picture of yourself in a bra / underwear

my girl be sendin me pre nudes

by littttttty July 13, 2016

pre-C

“The Before Times” takes too long to say.

“Pre-C” stands for “previous to the coronavirus” or “before the coronavirus” or “pre-coronavirus” depending on who you ask.

Think, 2010’s era action movie...

Can you hear Bruce Willis’ voice saying “I was a carpenter... pre-C and then everything was taken from me” just before he gets on a motorcycle?!

coined by @strikeslipmusic aka Daniel. make me famous pls, also I love you, and I hope you’re staying safe.

Pre-C I was a bartender... I loved talking to my regulars.

Hey remember pre-C when celebrities were relevant?

The final days of the US being a superpower we’re pre-C, and then China and Russia took over.

by strikeslipmusic May 12, 2020

pre-j

A blowjob prior to going out with a group of friends, usually after a few rounds of shots.

"We were in Matt's room and she took me upstairs for a little pre-j action."

by Sir Chodesworth April 12, 2012

Pre-chem Shek

A phase when students are breaking down before exams, typically in denial of previous procrastination and unable to accept failure

honestly we’re s4, I don’t want that grade, but I don’t wanna enter my pre-chem Shek phrase the most - v chan

Pre-chem Shek is now an official adjective

by JKrowling January 6, 2023

Pre-baby eradicatio

No corpses don't have more rights than people you idiot. Women can still decide whether or not to donate their organs and corpses can't get abortions. Their rights are identical.

Hym "REGARDLESS of what you call it or whether or not you consider it to be 'alive' you are still 'disposing of your offspring.' It's PRE-BABY ERADICATION. I thought eradicating things was bad."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2023

Pre Jack

To grab, buy, or do something before it is necessary to do it in order to prevent having to do it in the future — just in case it would be necessary to grab, buy, or do it later.

Imma pre jack that PS5 a month before Christmas, in case they sell out at that time.

by Prejack February 2, 2024