mustard pot

Someone’s asshole while they have diarrhea.

Baby just let me lick that mustard pot!

by Pilot210 December 15, 2018

Stir the pot

When a female enthusiastically and vigorously masturbates often with the assistance of a phallic object.

Rachel don't need a man to stir the pot.

by The tinker stinker August 30, 2018

pot of gold

When you eat a lot of corn and then take a shit inside a lady friends vagina. The corn will respresent the gold coins you'd hope to find at the end of the rainbow.

You then must use your best Irish accent and say, "Oh me founds me pot o' gold!"
You then do an Irish dance like the lord of the dance and shit.

I had eaten too much corn at the Furr's buffet so I gave Luke's mom the ol' pot of gold.
Just about 45 minutes later I gave her another pot of gold, but this time it was on her face!
Bitch was mad happy son!

by getsome3378 February 19, 2009

pot of greed

A particularly nasty anal prolapse involving cum inside the anus like a cup.

"Dude she totally drew my Pot Of Greed"

by PleaseKillMeNow April 1, 2017

Pot Licker

One who is too stupid to know the function of "pot". a generally derogatory word calling someone Stupid

Wow, get a life, Pot licker

by RaunchyReed August 4, 2010

sex pot

a hot sexy girl or guy with huge tits or huge dick!!!!

holy shit that's big

by tia December 10, 2004

hunny pot

Alaskan vernacular for outdoor bathroom i.e. outhouse, port-a-pottie etc.

Go take a shit in the hunny pot.

by skooner55 January 30, 2009