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play army

To preform oral sex on a male while he holds a salute.
From Tripping the Rift:

Chode: You wanna play army?
Big breasted TV reporter: How do you play that?
Chode: I salute and you blow the hell outta me.
by Kristy O. May 22, 2008
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Plate licker

A person who goes to insurance, financial or real estate sales presentations where free food is served, who is only there for the free food and is not interested at all in the bullshit being sold.
Sales rep: "Damn plate lickers! Twenty people showed up for the free steak dinner and presentation, but not a single sucker - I mean client - signed up!"
by Boglehead February 17, 2013
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Plane'arium

Involuntary mispronunciation of the word plane'arium. Thought to be caused by a rare bone disorder that causes a person to be unable to pronounce the 'T' in the word plane'arium. Over 10 million new cases are diagnosed every year.
1) You love the Plane'arium.
2) You need the Plane'ARIUM.
3) To be without the Plane'arium causes you horrible pain. HORRIBLE, STICKY PAIN.
by Supermuff May 28, 2013
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CoD player

Someone who sweats 8 litres of water per day and is a virgin until they turn 70
Tom: I play CoD, I’m a CoD Player

Tom’s friends:

Tom: I don’t have any friends
by CheezyClit69 January 1, 2021
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dip your plate

To add food to your dinner plate. Term used in the south.
KIDS! Supper is ready....Come dip your plate before the food gets cold!
by Tangelina March 6, 2007
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Platinum Rule

The Platinum Rule far predates the How I Met Your Mother episode of the same name. It is similar to the Golden Rule, but more considerate.

It states "Do unto others as they would have you do unto them, not as you would have them do unto you."

The Golden Rule is to treat others as you want to be treated, but the Platinum Rule understands and accommodates for the fact that not everyone wants to be treated the same way. It says that we should treat people how they want to be treated, regardless of how we might personally want to be treated in similar situations.

The Platinum Rule is a much more empathetic, sensitive moral guideline than its predecessor, the Golden Rule, which ignores the wishes and preferences of the recipients of the behaviour in favor of imposing the giver's preferences onto others in a misguided attempt at kindness.
I like having doors held open for me, but Jane prefers to open her own doors. Instead of insisting that she shut up and let me open her doors, I abide by the Platinum Rule, and I let her open her own doors when she wants to.
by Joreth November 1, 2011
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placa

A tattoo, something that is ink in your body that is until you burn it off.
by alpha2700 January 24, 2008
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