Seen in the movie "Dukes of Hazzard". if you lose a bet, you get a phone book smacked across your face. The loser of the bet gets to pick which side they want to be smacked on
by redneckeddy August 12, 2009
Get the Phone Book Betmug. A brash, overly confident, and egotistical person who brags about having a lot of money while holding a stack of paper currency to their ear in the form of a money phone.
Devontay: Bro, I'm all about this money hahaha, ain't nobody on my level.
Trayvon: You didn't hear bruh? Jay said, that ain't money over here.
Devontay: *** Holds stacks of 100's to ear***, haha I hear these Benjamins loud and clear bruh, hahaha.
Trayvon: Bruh, we get it, you have money, don't be a money phone jerk
Trayvon: You didn't hear bruh? Jay said, that ain't money over here.
Devontay: *** Holds stacks of 100's to ear***, haha I hear these Benjamins loud and clear bruh, hahaha.
Trayvon: Bruh, we get it, you have money, don't be a money phone jerk
by SirLemuel October 6, 2018
Get the money phone jerkmug. Someone who incessantly calls people, checks their phone for messages, and can't carry on any activity without simultaneously text-messaging.
Right in the middle of our engrossing political conversation, my friend Rachel the cell phone whore got up to text message someone.
by Kristina Potato December 18, 2006
Get the Cell Phone Whoremug. You see something so attractive you must move your phone to your left hand so you can use your mand hand to masturbate.
Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.
Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.
by Smethwick The 3rd of Assland April 10, 2021
Get the Phone in left Handmug. When dinner arrived at the table, Alex proceeded to eat his meal. Ryan quickly reminded him, phone eats first.
by larylobster July 5, 2019
Get the Phone eats firstmug. A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.
The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:
1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."
1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."
by Moggraider April 29, 2014
Get the dead phone routinemug. ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.
“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”
“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”
“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”
“What’s that mean anyway?”
“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”
“Ok thanks.”
“What’s that mean anyway?”
“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”
“Ok thanks.”
by InternetRuinedMe September 10, 2021
Get the both hands on the phonemug.