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Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.
With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.
by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019
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perfectly perfect

by xmhrt_ August 21, 2021
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Adorable Perfection

Perfection through adorableness. It is the imperfections that cause the adorable-ness and thus, the perfection.
Hey! See that Teaghan girl? She's the literal definition of adorable perfection.
by idivisnoifnv June 11, 2015
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Chase perfect

This board is warped, but we can probably use it because it is Chase perfect.
by BobinVA May 13, 2020
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perfect pinting

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in
by AK41 December 18, 2017
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Perfect Call

The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.

Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.
Whoa, hold on a sec, this is starting to sound like a perfect call.
by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020
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pop perfection

Pop Perfection is when u hear a song that perfectly describes pop music back when it was thriving and pop perfection can be explained by a song or a person, for example Dakarion Stormz is the EPITOME of pop perfection
Dakarion Stormz new songs “Love Affair” and “Playhouse” SCREAMS pop perfection! it reminds me of a 2010s Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Lady Gaga… POP PERFECTION
by Marion Maholm November 4, 2023
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