Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.

With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.

by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019

perfectly perfect

nadja

nadja is perfectly perfect

by xmhrt_ August 21, 2021

Adorable Perfection

Perfection through adorableness. It is the imperfections that cause the adorable-ness and thus, the perfection.

Hey! See that Teaghan girl? She's the literal definition of adorable perfection.

by idivisnoifnv June 11, 2015

Chase perfect

Not perfect, but close enough.

This board is warped, but we can probably use it because it is Chase perfect.

by BobinVA May 13, 2020

perfect pinting

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy

My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in

by AK41 December 18, 2017

Perfect Call

The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.

Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.

Whoa, hold on a sec, this is starting to sound like a perfect call.

by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020

pop perfection

Pop Perfection is when u hear a song that perfectly describes pop music back when it was thriving and pop perfection can be explained by a song or a person, for example Dakarion Stormz is the EPITOME of pop perfection

Dakarion Stormz new songs “Love Affair” and “Playhouse” SCREAMS pop perfection! it reminds me of a 2010s Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Lady Gaga… POP PERFECTION

by Marion Maholm November 4, 2023