Polie

Sexy. From the russian word pol.

Oh, my god, did you see that polie man? He had no hair, but he had really awesome glasses!

by velocitygrrl January 19, 2006

retired police car

A car that scares the crap out of you when you see it and are speeding ( or breaking any other law )and makes you slam on your brakes and late for work because of the massive heart attack you just had.

Person 1. Stupid alarm clock didn't go off again, I hope I don't see a cop (They're going 70 in a 50 zone)
Person in a retired police car is doing the same speed you are and makes you slam on the brakes because all you seen was black and white. MEASSAGE OUT TO ALL PEOPLE READING!!!! buy a radar gun. lol i did and it works great.

by SCARED OF RETIRED POLICE CARS May 1, 2005

police

The lowest form of life

oh shit i just killed someone!

nah he was a police officer
let me know when you kill a roach then i might give a fuck

oh ok cool i'm a hero

by totheA September 23, 2008

police car

1. A car driven by farmyard animals, mainly pigs.

2. Something that most black people spend half their life in the back of.

3. Something the almighty Tree Frog commands


oh right...and apparently is a vehicle used by something called a.....police.....man.......i aint too sure about that though.

AHAHAHA HELLO!!!!! MY NAME IS JAMAL!!!! AND ON MY PASSPORT MY PERMINANT ADRESS IS THE BACK SEAT OF POLICE CAR 22093!!! AHAH AI CANT WALK DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT MY DRIVERS OFFICER McKAY AND OFFICER LEROY COMING TO PICK ME UP!!!! AHAHAH I LOVE MY POLI.......*gets killed in drive by*

by Fred Bloggs the 3rd July 21, 2004

police

People who steal doughnuts and coffee, and doesn't arrest themselves for stealing things... like your mom's husband's balls.

Uh oh... they after me! Me drunk, and me must run from police.

by Rufus3000 April 14, 2004

Political Science

A joke. No such science exists on the known earth. It was once believe to have existed during a short period in history. REAL science has disproven this and now "Political Science" is deemed a hoax. It stands alongside other famous hoaxes/jokes like the sasquatch, tuition cuts, and Ralph Nader.

Political Science is a joke. There are people who study political science. What does it say about them?

by SharD October 4, 2004

Police officer

A grossly obese man who is supposed to be a public service, but he truly has no respect for the public (private sector) he in fact pisses on them any way he can. His arrests are not based on what the public really needs, they base them on quotas set by their department, so instead of only getting dangerous criminals off the street they may pull over, or single out someone for doing something such as having a brake light out or who was going 56 mph in a 55 mph zone something that we as the public would probably agree is completely ridiculouse and a waste of their time, our time, and our tax payers dollars

John: "hey Jane why are you having such a bad day?"
Jane: "well I slaved at my minimum wage job all day and was picking up my 5 children from school before i had to go to my second job, and then i was pulled over by a fat rude Police officer who wrote me a ticket for having a brake light out, i'm glad he set me straight before i did something really out of line..."
John: "holy crap how much are we paying them to sit on their fat asses and do things like this??"
Jane: "i don't know but whatever you do don't argue with them because they think its justified and they can pretty much do whatever they want"
John: "that's bullshit, so you're telling me we have a bunch of armed men patrolling the public who can single you out and search you or imprison you just because they have probably cause?"
Jane: "yep"

by JJdabosshoss November 9, 2013