peanuts

the smallest testicle size possible!
Upon graduation due to interaction with the opposite sex, one can increase this size to: golf ball size, and grapefruits. Watermelon size it out of the question, as this is what the average male is trying to conquer.

your testicles are the size of peanuts. When was the last time you approached or even talked to a hottie?

by Smaller than peanuts! September 10, 2003

reese peanut butter cup

When someone smears peanut-butter on someone's butt crack, preform anal sex and then have the other person suck there penis.

wow some chick totally reese peanut butter cuped me yesterday!!!

by Alec :) October 14, 2008

peanut action

any negative situation; anything painful

That rollercoaster has break your spine peanut action!!

by Amanda Leigh Phillips April 8, 2003

peanut brah and jelly

A person who loves food and says the word "brah" often. Also known as your fat hippie friend who wears bandanas.

Guy 1: "You eat way too much man. You're such a peanut brah and jelly."

Guy 2: "Shut up, brah!"

by Jizzie Mcloserpants April 4, 2009

peanutting

A form of sex where the girl hangs upside down and the guy forces his peanut butter covered penis in her mouth.

"Honey, can we try some peanutting tonight?"

by peanutguy69 May 27, 2016

The peanut gallery

Dancing for your peanut jar for looks

He's probably stating at the peanut gallery

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Peanut Butter Falcon

When a woman lays on her back, and someone defecates between her breasts, and proceed to squish them together. When you pull it apart, the feces will resemble wings, thus you have a peanut butter falcon.

Dude, I gave this chick a peanut butter falcon last night!

by Pooptech September 24, 2019