Talking out loud to yourself not because of insanity but to leave the conversation open for anyone to join to whatever degree.
I was open source talking at the strip club about sandwiches and next thing I knew...(she joins and redirects the conversation here).
by Bauldrdash Thunderballs February 06, 2015
Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.
by Sequestered May 21, 2024
Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.
by Sequestered May 21, 2024
When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
by All Bets Hedged January 06, 2021
When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.
Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.
Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.
"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."
"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."
"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."
by Kdiamondz April 07, 2013
by Blaze4lifemothertruckers March 10, 2020
when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 22, 2022