To deliberately bail on something important that everyone involved expected you to lead, like a military deployment, while creating the impression that you did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard you led those kids through such a difficult time. Everyone is so thankful for you.
Person 2: Between you and me bro, I Tim Walz'd that sh*t!
Person 2: Between you and me bro, I Tim Walz'd that sh*t!
by Hahaharris August 8, 2024

by Cmd987 October 13, 2011

When you pig roast a broad on the rag and fill her holes with cum while snorting blow off her back; just like a powdered jelly filled doughnut.
by Brakestand January 31, 2024

The most beautiful and amazing person you ever met. He is very funny and you will fall in love with him the first time you see him, but he just take the best ones. If he tells you he loves you, then he means it. He can be very polite, but very mean too.
You can be very happy if you ever meet a Tim.
You can be very happy if you ever meet a Tim.
Clara, "I met this really nice guy."
Anna, "oh, how was he?"
Clara, "he's a Tim"
Anna, "you're so lucky! "
Anna, "oh, how was he?"
Clara, "he's a Tim"
Anna, "you're so lucky! "
by Foreheads no. 1 March 25, 2019

by thatfunnygermanman January 19, 2024

A big fat long cock man, very lovable, seductive, sweet, great kisser. He loves to giggle and sip on wine, but gets into blow with all the girls in the club. Tim will steal yo girl.
by NiB667 November 9, 2021

by ADefinitionofawordithink February 2, 2025
