Passion shit

The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.

That burrito had clogged up my guts for 2 full days until I took that shirtless passion shit.

by cainraw December 11, 2009

Miracle Shit

When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.

"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"

by BanterBean April 18, 2017

kicked in the shit

Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".

Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"

Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"

Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"

by Prometheeus October 7, 2006

Shit in a box

Those things in all the Mario Kart games that you lay down to look like gift boxes, but when a person picks them up, they get blown up.

I thought I was gonna get some turbos or a turtle shell, but it was a shit in a box.

by Springa December 4, 2020

Steamy Shit

When your shit is hot as fuck.

I just had a steamy shit.

by I give head for 5 shillings June 21, 2018

Purple shit

The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.

“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018

granny shit

The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.

Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.

John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.

by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020