cold cock

the act of destroying someones mental psychee by intentionally disregarding a joke/statement/funny comment; this involves ridiculing and shaming, as well as a potential loss of friendship

Hey Garrett, you just got fuckin' cold cocked...go rape a girl why don't you?

by Igor V June 1, 2006

cold beans

To mean that something is cool.

Hey you got a new car, cold beans.

by omfg....wtf.... July 11, 2006

cold chicken it

hang out, chill with friends

Friend calls up ask,"hey what are you doing today?"
You reply." I'm cold chicken it with some friends!"

by K'pree August 25, 2006

cold dogging

An unsual sexual practice where the male freezes his stool then places it inside a condom and uses it as a dildo on his female (or male) partner.

'That turd's been in the freezer for two ours now love and should be frozen solid. You still up for some cold dogging?'

by Wull Smutt April 7, 2007

Cold Carl

When you do a chick up the ass and then make her suck the crusted shit left on your cock the next morning.

The morning after I corn-holed your mom, I woke the bitch up with a cold carl.

by Mike Hoxbigge June 17, 2003

Cold Carl

When you open the fridge at work (where everybody stores their lunch, etc.) and blast a big fart into it, closing the door quickly afterward.

Our office is having pies later to celebrate birthdays.
I just delivered a Cold Carl into the fridge in which the pies are stored. It'll be funny to watch everybody eat pie later.

by Cornhulio December 12, 2008

Cold Shoulder

A term originating from the gay scene in Texas referring to the HIV virus and/or AIDS

Shortly after my sleepover with Jack up on Brokeback Mountain I realized he'd given me the Cold Shoulder.

by Subvertir August 27, 2010