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Cleaning

The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.
Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?
by Rufusruckus November 2, 2017
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How much clean time do you have

When a female is known for sucking more than one males dick on any occasion and doesn't hesitate to suck another and another back to back in hopes of only to suck more ND more forever!! 😀
Her: Can I suck your dick?

Him: Hummm? Idk? How much clean time do you have?
by Gaggy p June 29, 2023
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Clean the slate

When consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.
Person 1: Holy shit dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.

Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.
by ImpDave September 23, 2016
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Cleaned Out the Pipes

That First big gutteral fart after taking a poop, meaning you didn't leave anything left in your bowels for the day.
AGHHHHHHH!!! Damn I just cleaned out the pipes after that loud fart! feel 10 lbs lighter!
by anonymous April 15, 2022
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stay clean shawty

Stay clean just means dont have a hairy vagina
A - stay clean shawty
B - stfu
by Eileen Rayne April 15, 2019
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Clean as a rat

A phrase that describes the cleanliness of rats compared with cleanliness of anything else. Most wild rats are cleaner than other wild animals, hence the phrase was made
Whew, I am as clean as a rat!
by Qorptocx January 5, 2019
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Clean Plate

When you simultaneously thoroughly give a woman a rimjob and pussy eating. It is only known as a clean plate if she is satisfied.
Oh jeez Sandra is really mad I forgot our anniversary! She’s definitely gonna make me give her a clean plate!
by Yunkystinky March 22, 2021
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