Noah 

Noah, typically referred to as Spidey. Great dude who mostly spends inside playing video games, has a stable job.

Thats Noah, shoot i meant Spidey

Noah by Garkiplier August 7, 2023

Noah 

A QUAKER BITCH that is rich asf

Person: That dude is eating some oatmeal fr
Other person: He’s definitely a Noah he’s quaker asf and he drove his Lambo here

Noah by idekwhyidothis August 24, 2023

noah 

hes kinda weird not gonna lie

bob: hey noah
noah: hey bob
bob: OHH HELL NAW YOU ARE WEIRD
noah: what?
bob: HELP MEE IM GETTING ATTACKED
noah: bruh

noah by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

noah 

noah is NOT tall... he got zero bitches, he plays roblox all fucking day... get a life noah please

noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye

noah by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

noah 

he watches porn... but he dont even jerk off to it, what a weirdo

kid: look at this porn vid
noah: its good
kid: bro u are the only one here not jeking off
noah:... ehhh
kid: bruh

noah by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

NOAH 

NOAH ACTUALLY LOVES CHOLULA

Guy 1:HEY WHERE'S MY CHOLULA
Guy 2;idk NOAH probably took it
guy 1:and my viginity...

NOAH by DucksAreSexy September 5, 2023

Noah 

A person who plays the 2048 game all the time in school and somehow still has the best grades in his class.

Guy 1: "Hey Noah can you help me with my homework?"
Noah: "Sorry I'm too busy playing 2048"

Noah by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023