Essay Eye's

The puffy, tired, bloodshot eyes that result from spending hours staring at your computer screen while trying to figure out ways to cleverly avoid plagiarizing - what you are in fact plagiarizing - from wikipedia.

"Hi honey...uh...oh my goodness, did you accidentally stab your self in the eyes with two pencils simultaneously?"
"No my dear, I've been plagiarizing other peoples ideas into an essay I've been writing."
"Oh you poor dear, you've got essay eye's again don't you?"

by Dmac73 December 27, 2007

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Green Eyes

1. what people with *green* eyes look up to sexy their ego

2. people with green eyes are tempermental.

1. i know this is something hot and special about me.

2. redheads have green eyes.

by *burp* September 1, 2005

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porno eyes

When a person does not find regular chicks attractive because they indulge in too much pornography. Can no longer settle for regular women. the porno ones are more ninky.

Goob: She's not that hot...
Anthony: dood, you totally have porno eyes, you pervert!... pervert!

by Jared and Anthony December 28, 2005

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eye-tie

Shortened word for Italian pronounced Eye-Talian.

That fucking eye-tie needs shampoo, deodorant, and some brass-off polish kit for his fake gold medallions around his fat neck.

by soju gorae May 13, 2005

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fish eye

Upon taking a woman from behind, aka the doggy style position, the man pulls out and expectorates on the back of a woman's head. When she turns around to see if he's cum, the man ejaculates in her eye.

Brenda lost her contact lens from a fish eye

by Sir Spunk January 20, 2003

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weed eyes

when its really good weed and your eyes get small and red

tina: yo, i smoked some good weed and now my eyes are red......... i got weed eyes. if i don't get some visine soon, my mother is going to kill me.

jen: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah...................what? (DUH)

by shystagirl April 16, 2010

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