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NINJA Gaiden

The disrespectful act of sneaking up naked, on an unsuspecting woman during sex, bending over and farting in her face while she has her eyes closed, disappearing before shes opens them leaving her no choice but to ask "what was that?'' this will only count if someone is fucking her and she is face up, also for best results her head should be slightly hanging off the bed.
last night davenport and I ran a train on this army chick and while he was fucking her I pulled a ninja gaiden.

this chick was so stupid I had my boy pull a ninja gaiden on her.

while pence was having sex with his girl I ran in there real quick and pulled a ninja gaiden
by siscarface June 3, 2010
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ninja attack

When prisoners wrap shirts around there heads to make a mask and go attack fellow immates,The very same tradition my own Father started.
Tray - Yo dogg let's Ninja this foo.

cop - All we saw was eyes.
by GDOGG October 31, 2004
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ninja city

A hidden city on an island where only ninjas live. The city is massive. It holds 900,000 ninjas preparing for ninjapocalypse. The city is so stealth that it can't be seen even by sattelites.
Ninja city is the largest hidden city.
by beattie April 11, 2005
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Quantum Ninja

1) a person with extreme ninja skillz
2) quantumninja.com - cool website
dude that guy that just kicked my ass was a quantum ninja
by sam shaikh August 2, 2004
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ninja sex

Contrary to popular belief, ninja sex does not have to be silent. It can include plenty of grunting, yelping, ass slapping, rapid bed squeaks, and dirty talk. Only the loudest screams of pleasure are discouraged, but are allowed if the place chosen to hook up is soundproof. For example, a bomb shelter.

To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
Sontia tuned the radio in her boy's room to Radio Disney when she put him to bed, and turned it up a little once he was asleep, to provide cover for ninja sex with Tony.
by t_doffing July 20, 2009
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Ninja Butler

The Ninja Butler is a great and mysterious being... always using his power for good. He moves undetected in your home doing good deeds and bringing joy to all. His most common good deeds are bringing cups of tea, flipping the mattress and putting clean sheets on, and cleaning the kitchen sink.

His kindness knows no boundaries... his expertise knows no equal.

He's currently thought to live in northern England.
She looked down and saw a hot cup of tea that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere... the Ninja Butler strikes again.
by Jamie Paris September 29, 2008
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Space Ninja

The best ninja there is. He can be anywhere at once. No other ninja can beat him.
Dude, did you hear about how josh went through space ninja training?
by ninja113 October 19, 2010
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