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Happy Feet

To shit in a deceased person’s urn, blend the mixture, consume said blended mixture, excrete the mixture through the digestive tract, urinate on the result, then finally charlie brown dance beside the final result within a toilet. Once done dancing on that ho, flush the excrement.
I got so pissed at Gerald that I happy feet’d his grandmother
by MuchoFeeto July 23, 2024
mugGet the Happy Feetmug.

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.
The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
mugGet the Birth Certificate Feetmug.

colonial feet

The act of making someone look for something you made up.
The measurements for this Aux cord are off. It must have been measured in colonial feet.
by Zerxzeo November 26, 2020
mugGet the colonial feetmug.

Hairy feet

To have luck or good fortune.
He won the lottery, he must have hairy feet.
by Lost in time June 7, 2023
mugGet the Hairy feetmug.

Jonkler Feet Obby

A Jonkler Feet Obby is a labyrinth comprised by the greatest of minds that isn't solvable by the most intellectual beings.
"oh my sigma! i'm cooked gang.. I'M IN THE JONKLER FEET OBBY!!!"
by sigmamen October 5, 2024
mugGet the Jonkler Feet Obbymug.

Feet

feet
by itsmeciara July 22, 2022
mugGet the Feetmug.

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