Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."
Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
by DJ Scrim June 06, 2021
When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.
by #1 Monkey Clapper April 23, 2024
Nigga 1: Aye nigga I heard you fucked around with Tasha
Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!
Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!
by Jedi378 December 03, 2015
The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.
This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".
This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".
I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!
by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 18, 2021
The act of getting beat the fuck up like eggs and your mom baking in the kitchen like she should be a that's a women's job
by imrightandyourwrong September 19, 2018