Bake n' Flake

–verb

1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.
Max: you come smoke this joint with us bro
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?
by franalpo November 02, 2009
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Sac N' Cheese

This is an oral sexual act preformed on a male during cold-weather periods due to the enhanced feeling of warmth that pervades after administration. To perform, first smother the scrotum and lower base of the penile tissue with Cheese Whiz. Next, allow the consuming partner to satiate themselves by vigorously consuming said Cheese Whiz in any way the receiving party finds most arousing.

Caution: Do not attempt if consuming partner is lactose intolerant, allergic to milk products, or infected with the rabies virus.
On a long snowy night in Canada, Bill and Nicolette occupied their time with a rousing round of Sac N' Cheese.
by Cornell University Dairy September 17, 2010
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Shrimp N' Biscuits

The unfortunate result of wearing open heel/toed shoes that are too small, in which the toes and/or heel hang over the boundary of the shoe. The toes end up looking like grotesque cocktail shrimp and the heel looks like a calloused biscuit, fresh from the oven.
Hater 1: "Guuuuuuuurl!, did you see that wannabe diva's nasty feet?"

Hater 2: "Oh yes child... Looks like shrimp n' biscuits for dinner tonight."
by Mad Maxine Calypso December 02, 2009
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bag n' bounce

to have sexual relations with a female/male/both then proceed to swiftly leave the premisis without the person realizing you left.
nigga 1:yo j-dub,did you get at sarah last night?
nigga 2:ye man, i did the classic bag n' bounce
by johnathan hodges December 02, 2009
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lay 'n' pray

during the course of a MMA fight or any other notable combat sport to lay 'n' pray is to physically lay on your oppenant without striking them, trying to submit them or improve your own position.
during the entire fight, all Gray Maynard did was lay 'n' pray on his oppenant for a decision win
by Chilcotin Buddha February 02, 2009
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peas n carrots

When you are on stage, but in the background or off to stage left or right and are supposed to be carrying on a whispered/background conversation you continue to repeat "peas and carrots" to each other so the audience sees the lips moving, and can hear the psst-pssts, but cannot understand what you are saying.
Mailman: "peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots" <looks over to Mr Bernard at stage center>

Mrs. talkstoomuch: "peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots" <places hands on hips>
by stagecrew243 December 18, 2008
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spunk-n-dunk

When a male ejaculates into his partners mouth or spunks and then dips or "dunks" his testicles therein afterward.
Dude it was mad sex, she even let me spunk-n-dunk.
by Antonius711 October 29, 2007
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