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master blaster

to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.
i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.
by smacky October 3, 2004
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beast master

When you are desprate for sex you can call "beast master" before leaving for the night and you can pick up any ugly chick you want. This trick is only allowed once a month. If you do it more then people just think you have bad taste in women.
"Damn I have to get laid, I call beast master tonight...I'm gunna get some puntang!"
by ho magnet April 26, 2003
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masterbating

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"
by sir wankalot May 8, 2003
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Shit Faced Bitch Master

A slang term for a black PIMP
Martin: Thats a nice car how did you afford that?
SFBM: I'm a pimp, get all the shit I want
Martin: You Shit Faced Bitch Master!
by Catmanjew November 30, 2009
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Master Bater

Being the best at bating. An absolute master, to be exact. You must not act like a douche, you must just bate. And bate well. Very well. what is bating? if you do not know, you will not find out.
I am the master bater. bow down to me, or i will mumble mumble.
by white brown! May 4, 2010
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ass master

Carlos D. of Interpol is a prime example of an ass master.
Wow, you are such an ass master Carlos! lol
by Crash And Burn March 3, 2005
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Master Blaster

Master means biggest, best, thoroughly skilled and dominating.

Blaster means a powerful ejaculating cock so bad it should be classed a SciFi weapon.

Or in other words, a Master Blaster is a cock of the biggest and most powerful type - one that will dominant your world.
They are talking about me in that Ivor Biggun song "Bras on 45". I got the Master Blaster and will rock your world.

When the twins finished me off, my Master Blaster about shot down that starship Enterprise.

Little girl I don't think you are ready for the Master Blaster. But come back when you are 18 and we can work on some stretching exercises. You got some nice potential in your ass and boobs for a 15 year old. - Leroy Brown
by William Shaftner February 9, 2010
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