Red Sea Mustache

When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.

"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"

by Rick Portche February 27, 2020

Doo doo mustard

Doo Doo Mustard!
A child that looks straggly, unbathed and smells like dried piss

I ask her if that ragedy looking child was hers and she replied. Hell no! My baby ain’t no doo doo mustard

by Jay-Ski July 28, 2020

The Minnesota Mustard Monster

when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.

man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?

yes.

by jon lol October 7, 2021

Cum in your mums asshole with mustard

Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her tits

"Hot"
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by School shoot May 16, 2022

mustafa

Mustafa, an assasin in Dr Evil's "army". Played by Will Ferrell. He is very skilled and very hard to kill.

Mustafa: If you could just call an ambulance? Hello? i am very badly burnt? oh, hello! have you come t- (BANG!) YOU SHOT ME! YOU SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE ARM! WH- (BANG!)

by El chupa nibre October 26, 2005

Musters

Headlights of a car.

"Damn son, you better lay them musters down before those clowns see yo ass."

by Freestyle Flow September 21, 2004

Mustardeer

Descriptive of an occupation long since lost in England. A Mustardeer was responsible for producing a villages supply of mustard. A highly revered prosition which was traditionally passed from Father to Son. The son would be apprentice for upto 20 years before being entrusted with the position of Mustardeer

The Mustardeer plied his trade to the village for over fifty years, producing mustard of the highest quality

by Vauxhall Burgundy September 14, 2008