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Northampton Area Middle School

Northampton Area Middle School (NAMS) where all your friendships will end and you're most likely going to get bullied. Where the teachers are cunts just like the girls there who think they are so damn perfect. NAMS doesn't care about your health, you could get shot and they would say "Here, use a band aid"
If you don't behave, I'll be sending you to Northampton Area Middle School!
by BossB!tch February 1, 2016
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Sagamore Middle School

A school on Long Island, part of Sachem School District. Things were going fine for Sagamore until the 2016-17 year, when a portion of the kids from Sequoya were thrown into Sagamore. Now, Sagamore has a VERY bad overpopulation problem, and requires maximum effort to make it through your day.
Guy 1: Bro, I fucking love Sagamore Middle School!

Guy 2: Not for long bro, next year those rich Sequoya fucks are coming!

Guy 1: Awww shit!
by TowersTheKid November 6, 2016
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Heritage middle school

This is were some raw kids go to but most are dumb in the fucking head. The teachers act like their everything when they act like they have down síndrome. Fuck all the teachers.
heritage middle school: oh yeah we’re they try so hard to make it a white school and teachers suck ass.
by Gmfu. March 6, 2019
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mill creek middle school

mill creek middle school is a ghetto school with wannabe gangsters, potheads, hoes, and just a whole lot of trifling activities and people.
mill creek middle school got nothin but thooters and fuckboys i swear
by yikesthatstuff May 25, 2018
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welsh valley middle school

7th grade welsh valley, 2019-2020. the girls claim that they arent vsco even though they wear everything that even signifies it. all of the popular girls play tons of sports, are rich, and super skinny. however, they complain about being fat and poor to their 1234 boyfriends. they call themselves whores when they find a boyfriend, which makes no sense since youre “committed” to only one person. a whore is a prostitute, okay? not you. all of the boys “flex” their ridiculous looking yeezys in which they sell on their instagram with approximately 14 followers. they wear vineyard vines shirts and vans, say the n word when they shouldnt, and all play lax and basketball. theyre uncultured and stupid; they dont worry about any girls feelings and are really jerks. everybody wants to know about your life, not because they care but because they want tea. teachers let you pee 5 times every three months. this sucks, the end.
welsh valley middle school is a bunch of uncultured rich jews.
by watermelonflavoredbacon September 8, 2019
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The oldest middle school in West Palm Beach, Florida. The school is a grade A, and get's some of the highest FCAT scores in the state, yet still can't seem to manage to get the bathrooms clean. The students are all "multicultriual" which is a fancy way of saying there are plenty of different ethnicities and whatnot. Most of the students of the female variety think Abercrombie & Fitch equals high fashion, and they also enjoy having competitions to see who can get away with the most revealing clothing without getting a detention. The boys like to think they are all "gangstas" even though most of them live in suburban areas that most definitely don't resemble "the hood". The school likes to see how many students it can cram into the cafeteria at one time, on account of the schools is far past overpopulated. The class sizes range from 23-33 students, and the teachers ages range from 27-78.
Wellington Landings Middle School Student: Hey, man, there was a fight in the cafe today. It was pimpin, dude.

Non-Wellington Landings Student: That wasn't a fight, man. That was just two girls arguing about which one of them had more scarves from Abercrombie.
by higher-standards April 19, 2009
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brambleton middle school

brambleton middle school is located in the heart of cashburn. every grade has it’s own disappointments. the sixth graders are unusually small and are unusually sprinting to get to class because they all have a fear of the bell. some try very very hard to be “cool” with either swearing every second they get or wearing the shirts they got from PINK. at the mall yesterday.
seventh graders are always disappointing. they are always together and laughing so loud so everyone else is jelous of them. they usually show up to school with either an iced white mocha, iced caramel macchiato with extra caramel, or a pink drink from starbucks; they would not be caught dead with a tall, it’s always venti. there is constant drama with who is dating who or who did what when. seventh graders are also terrified to do anything bad, they claim that they’ve hit the juul but in reality, that never happened.
eighth grade is the saddest of them all. at this point, every single person has given up on their lives. nobody has a’s, nobody is nicotine free, and no one does their math homework without photo math. cheating on tests is their second nature with the stupid teachers that wish they chosen another job. if you walk into any eighth grade bathroom you will get a wif of creme brûlée or mint as soon as you walk in.

at this point, brambleton middle school will go down in history as the most white school in the world.
i went to starrbucks to get a venti iced caramel macchiato with light ice and extra caramel before i went to brambleton middle school.
by sadboihour March 23, 2019
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