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Martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstandings girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it will make his dreams come true; silly and LAZY—expecting anything he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t realize that his ideas suck, and people want to appease him (so he stops trying to make his horrible ideas work); never gives greg credit for scaring girls into making him feel better about himself
Oh, Martin never gets the right idea.

Yeah, I knew that.
by minutemade002 December 11, 2023
mugGet the Martinmug.

Slippery Martin

Its when a girl looks at a cock and is repulsed.
"Man I had a slippery martin last night, now I know for sure I'm a lesbo."
by Dirty D The Baffeler King November 28, 2009
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St. Martin

A seemingly awkward guy who has good values and manages to get a girlfriend that is way out of his league.
That girl is a 10, and her boyfriend is a 5, he's a St. Martin.
by camro11 October 8, 2016
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Owen Martin Boon

Owen Martin Boon is the kind of fella to walk around and spit Medium Rizz. He is the type of guy to diss you by calling you a “bag of dicks.” Owen Martin Boon has the best ad libs around, He should be featured on Lil Yachty's new album.
"That guy just pulled a Owen Martin Boon"
by Edp69420gangbang January 27, 2023
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Jacob Martin

Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
What a Jacob Martin thing to do.
by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019
mugGet the Jacob Martinmug.

Martin Cumshak

Martin Cumshak is the idea that one who is above 6 0 is of Russian and Korean descent. Typically a Martin Cumshak would avoid contact with woman above the ages of 7.
He's dating this 7 yr old and is russian/korean. He's a Martin Cumshak
by Inthejungle42069 December 9, 2021
mugGet the Martin Cumshakmug.

Martin

Almost everyone has had a crush on him but he is in love with the one person he can’t have.
by Fixing it November 23, 2021
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