male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !

jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.

by michael foolsley May 30, 2022

Maeve

Something that is emo.

Ugh that girl is so maeve.

by YouAreInvitedToTheHauntedHouse June 2, 2022

Malea

Malea is the greatest girl in the world. The perfect person. You know what you got when you got a Malea. Beautiful, sweet, kind, and always willing to help and listen to you. The best person to share a life with, the greatest girlfriend you could have. Once you have a Malea, you just never want to let her go. She has the confidence of a lion, and the humility of a humming bird. She is brave and headstrong. She is the most beautiful girl in the room. All the time. Once you have a Malea as your companion, you would never be drawn to cheat on her, she’s just that perfect. She will remain loyal to you, and will never quit on you as long as you don’t quit on her. If you have a Malea to call your own, you have the most valuable treasure on the planet.

“I have the best girlfriend in the world”

“Really?? Who?”

“Malea”

“Damn bro, you really winning.”

by Chatty 1 September 13, 2022

male angelicism

when a man is angelic.

when a male presenting human embodies the aura of mythical angels.

Men with long hair are so male angelicism.

by male.angelicism October 24, 2022

Male Flight

When men abandon items or practices for fear of being emasculated.

Male flight is for ex: (men used to wear high heels and it was a wide accepted practice, they were feminized over time, men are now stigmatized for wearing them.)

by thewalkingdictionaryloveswords March 1, 2023

MALEEHA

just maleeha. (with a fat ass)

she's also a fathimath! :D

ur mom, maleeha

by ronald goose March 14, 2023

Malefi

Inside joke that Adjola is saying to people and means basically: Μαλακα /Ma-là-ka/asshole/bruh in greek

Fovamai na perasw ton dromo enw einai prasino malefi den stamatane

by Chrisarm September 10, 2023